Do post counts really matter?
People always make a big deal about the number of posts you have. Well to those people we say no. It aint about the title or the number of posts you have. Its about the big picture. We want a world where our children will be able to postwhore without discrimination. A world where the newbie's, the lurkers, and veterans play together. A place where those with 100, 500, 3000, and 10000 posts can all sit at the same table and enjoy a cold beer. Thats all we want.
And theres nothing more to it then that. But people are so blinded by the "bling bling..." They see us with our 1000's of posts our 5000's of posts and yes they see the cappadona, DgModel, of the whole regime with 10k and theyre like fuck school, fuck work man; I'm going to be a postwhore. They see us as hiphop idols, as rolemodels...We are not rolemodels. We are not idols. We are a group of people promoting social life and the existence of a world with no numerical boundries....Posts be damned!!! Free South Africa you dumb sons of bitches!!! End aboardtied!!!
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What is it like to be a postwhore?
The life of a postwhore aint an easy one. Once you become a postwhore, you have to realize there is no going back to "regular" posting. You start to develop wierd sleeping habits. Searching the internet for the most obscure site becomes the only thing that makes you happy. Family members no longer want to be seen outside with you. And there aint no glory in being a postwhore. You no longer work for the system. You ARE the system. You become a part of the board.....You help keep it alive. Being the only person to post in the last hour doesnt make you a hero. It just shows that you're doing your job.....And let me tell you another thing. This aint a job thats just for anyone with an internet connection. It takes a special kind of person to be able to pull this off 24/7/365.....So if you wanna do this then I suggest you kick all those dreams you ever had out the door kiddies......Messageboards dont waste their time on dreamers....They need thinkers.....
How PostWhore Inc. looks at you and the future.
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