The first rule of PostWhore Inc. is: You do not talk about PostWhore Inc. to the outside world.

The second rule of PostWhore Inc. is: You do not talk about PostWhore Inc. to the outside world.

The third rule of PostWhore Inc. is: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out, the thread IS over.

The fourth rule of PostWhore Inc. is: Only one forum to a posting session.

The fifth rule of PostWhore Inc. is: Only one post at a time.

The sixth rule of PostWhore Inc. is: No shirts, no shoes.

The seventh rule of PostWhore Inc. is: Threads will go on AS LONG as they have to.

The final rule of PostWhore Inc. is: If this is your first night at PostWhore Inc. , you HAVE to WHORE!!!